I got too many blisters on my toes on Saturday, walking around Town, that it was too painful to go dancing. Had i known that they were going to the academy I would have worn my trainers. Oh well. I will know better next time.

Sunday i was sitting down watching the first episode of Spiral when i felt something on my leg like the prick of a needle. I thought that maybe it was one of my own needles and when the pain was a little less i lifted up my trouser leg. I cuold clearly see a puncture wound and blood below the skin, but i couldn't find a needle. Then i felt the pain again at the top of my leg. Ouch! Something was biting me i tore my trousers off and danced around, shook my trousers out. In my head i was thinking i can't see anything crawling on me, and i know that this isn't a flea bite. I eventually calmed down. My leg was going blotchy and red and two hard lumps formed. I smeared anti-histamine over the lumps and sat back down again. There crawling on the basket under my coffee table was a wasp.

I had been stung twice by a wasp.

Evil creature.